i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of 15-34
Only 5 of those females will be married to a member of One Direction
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of them
May the odds be ever in favor, directioners
OH. MY. GOD.
……………….its on.
